Hack'n'Whack: 
Battle robots with very serious and not sketchy at all body modifications! Can you get them all?

Battle Controls:
Spin the left wheel to move
Spin the right one to punch/move arms
Options menu from game: Press Esc
Alternative controls available if spinning the wheel is too frustrating!

You live in Strobelight City, the city of mad science.

It's been your childhood dream to be experimented on, but you never had the money to afford it.

Luckily, a place called Super Serious Not Sketchy Lab™ does an unlimited number of free modifications for anyone interested. Their only requirement is that you fight a robot in Hack&Whack battles after each mod to test them out.


The reviews talk about sketchy business practices, and a high mortality rate, but there are a few 5-star reviews from very satisfied customers, so you’re optimistic.

They’re very friendly when you enter. They assure you it’s all completely safe.


The Lucky Wheel Awaits!